Today I have a story for you.

Once upon a time there was a wizard and his dog.

The wizard had a magnificent robe and a magnificent hat, as most wizards do. He had magnificent boots and a magnificent magical staff as well.

The wizard spent his days doing whatever the eff he wanted all of the time because he's a wizard. Wizards are awesome and cool and they don't have to listen to anybody else.

And wizards don't have to do things like work or go to school. Wizards just go on quests and do magic and shit.

The wizard's dog was his bestestest friend. They did everything together.

Not because they had to, or anything. They just liked eachother's vibes.

And they lived happily ever after, doing kickass wizard shit.

The end.

P.S. I wish I was a wizard's dog but I'm just a normal dog which means I have to go to school and stuff even though it's so boring and I don't even like it.